| Gordon 3, Deakin University, Geelong, Australia | ||||||||||||||||||||
| Introducing the Tribe of Gordon 3: |
Mr Keg, our mascot, welcomes you to the Official Homepage of Gordon 3, Deakin University's most debaucherous and corrupt unit in 1999. Please enjoy your stay and don't forget to tell your friends. Gordon 3, also known as "Rabs Place" is one of many that make up the Residential Colleges of Deakin University, Geelong. This year we had 12 inmates, plus one who was not a full-blooded member of the clan, but accepted via proxy. Our unit comprised of the following saucey wenches and muscle-bound blokes: Greg (Steggles) Stevens, Rachael Gemmill, Harmesh Singh, Bec Fletcher, Andrew Krich, Chris Bowley, Lucy Tippet, Anna ('The Yank') Moody, Dan Zagame, Hannah Dalton, Mel Johnstone, and Scott Stephens. Photos of these fine young ambassadors will arrive shortly. Last but by no means least, there is Marcus J Rabl, the G3-ite by proxy. Although not welcome and by no means liked within the unit, Rabs continued to hang around and piss us all off. Just kidding. He lived across in G2, the crap unit. | |||||||||||||||||||
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It certainly has been a turbulent year in the sleepy hollow most refer to as G3. Well renowned for it's aversion to anthing bad for it's members (ie. alcohol, sex, Michael Bolton CD's), it can be confidently said that the G-spot is leading not only Deakin College, but the whole of the university into the new millenium. The residence office has repeatedly sent letters of congratulation to the unit for our newly developed flair in the field of refuse symmetry in the living area. Noting the artistry and talent within the monument, known to develop late on Wednesday and Thursday nights, plans are underway to assimilate members of G3 to other units next year to develop this art further across residence. On top of this extensive list of achievements, our fearless leader was promoted from his redundant RA position to a new, high-profile position in the field of college subversion and propaganda. The res office, in all of it's 'utilitarian grandiosity' struck G3 once again. Far from disheartened however, the courageous men and women of Gordon 3 forged ahead, going from strength to drunken strength throughout the remainder of the semester. While Gordon 3 was not always the serene paradise it could be - shit was broken, tears were shed, dishes were disrespected - the G-spot really was THE best place to live in 1999. Here then is a brief insight into the madcap antics which made the G-spot more than just another innocent Gordon unit. | G3 Playmate of the Month Nikki | |||||||||||||||||||
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| Nikki waiting for the G3 boys |
Who could forget the following personal highlights from the year... Daniel 'DJ' Zagame setting fire to G3 and sleeping through the resulting fire alarm Hannah 'Slappa' Dalton passing out and spewing before 5:30 pm on her 21st birthday Melissa 'Tongue' Johnstone ever getting off Chris' lap Scotty 'Potty' Stephens driving over a median strip and being done for reckless driving Greg 'Keggles' Stevens 'failing to notice' the keg of beer in the kitchen that fateful night Rachel 'Eskimo' Gemmill admitting that yes, it was actually hot in the lounge room Harmesh 'Porn Star' Singh using the pickup line "I haven't had it for some time" Rebecca 'Mega Bec' Fletcher spewing in the lounge room and on Chris' comfy chair Andrew 'Britannica' Krich calling Steggles to change a tyre for him Chris 'The Puppy' Bowley going four days without showering Lucy 'Screamer' Tippett keeping Anna up ALL night whenever both their windows were open Anna 'Cinderella' Moody finally giving in to the Thompson charm Marcus 'Ring-In' Rabl learning the hard way the workings of the university fire protection system | |||||||||||||||||||
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